He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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