Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
did i just pee glitter
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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