Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
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just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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