the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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