he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I have post one night stand depression
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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