You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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