someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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