What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Randomize