I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
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Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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