I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
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Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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