OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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