I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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