So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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