Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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