dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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