porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Never underestimate the power of titties
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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