you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
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She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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