I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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