who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
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You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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