I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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