No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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