So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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