I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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