It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
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You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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