Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
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You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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