we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Can I color on your dick again?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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It's rum buckets o'clock
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Who put my cat in the fridge?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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