I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Why can't burritos get me drunk
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