Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
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Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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