Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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