Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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