is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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