There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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