I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
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My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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