you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
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Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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