Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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