my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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