We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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