did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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