I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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