You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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