margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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