So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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