sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
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Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
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Just pee around me
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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