You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
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