I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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