No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
did you just send me my own nude
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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