No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
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At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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