there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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