We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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