Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
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Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Well I just put wine in my tea
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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