the new term for farting is butt boxing.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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