All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I would fuck him just for his dog
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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